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Hello once again. Since I started sharing my thoughts on certain subjects with all of you (or “therapy” as my “doctor” calls it) I’ve come to a startling realization: I’ve become a plastic whore and my drug of choice happens to be made by Mattel....

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Before we start: No, Magic Johnson was not magical or imaginary. His safe-sex practices; that’s a whole different story. I never idolized sport figures, unlike many of my friends. It was cool to watch them, but that was it. No Coca-Cola moment would make me...

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Hello again. In honor of the celebration of my slow and impending death, I want to talk about the cool gifts I’ve received through the years that were definitely memorable. Not to say the recent ones haven’t been swell, it’s just that the geek inside...

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Hello once again. After being subjected to watch “Metal Gear Solid 4″ on Youtube, meaning, seeing two minutes of game play and… FORTY FIVE of cut scenes, I thought of all those games I played in my youth (The GOLDEN YEARS of video gaming) that...

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Hello once again. Last time I wrote about some music that inspires the synapses in my brain to create. I’ll now be talking about some movies that also do the same. Ah, the higher senses; eyes and ears. We’re snobs with our own natural functions....

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Dr. Musiclove OR it’s 1:37 AM and I should be listening to something to inspire me and talk about with total random strangers whose music choices are as valid as mine but I don’t care since I’m the one writing this column and it’s going...

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